Very curious, She named him Dick! My sausage dog is actually a penis dog.
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De Walt Nail Gun
A must have in every home in America! For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house! In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket. Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it! NAIL GUNS! And,…
Deer Season…
Deer season will be here before we know it. So I thought I’d better send out a reminder about what a Whitetail looks like! No need to thank me. It’s just kinda like a public service.
Friendship Only Goes So Far!!!
Friendship is a wonderful thing, but sometimes it can go too far……as seen below. ENJOY! “FETCH ‘EM YOURSELF…..THEY’RE YOUR TEETH!
Garfield on the Oil Crisis
YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD ‘S EXPLANATION — TOO CUTE AND, ALSO, TOO TRUE!!! A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer: Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is…
Craft Day at the Senior Center…
This photo was taken in a Senior Center in Plymouth, Michigan . The course was “How to Prevent Alzheimer’s.” The Project of the Day was, “To keep your mind working, try to create something from memory.” It brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
Couldn’t Resist this One!!!
A Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving he sits down, and the nurse says “Congratulations, your wife has had quints, 5 big baby boys.” The Redneck says, “I’m not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney.” The nurse replies, “You might want to consider…
Cartoons About MATURING!!! 3
At this stage in my life, an “all nighter” just means I didn’t have to get up to pee. OMG, I’m rich! Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidney, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries, and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas! I never…
Cartoons About MATURING!!! 2
An elderly couple were taking a stroll when a bird flies past and relieves himself on the womans’ head. ~ “Yech!” cries the woman. “Quick get some toilet tissue.” “What for?” the man asks. “He must be half-a-mile away by now.” My granddaughter asked me what it was like to be old. So I told…
Cartoons About MATURING!!!
“That’s cute. Can you pick up peanuts with it?” “Nooooooh …. That can’t be my weight. It’s my telephone number !! I always start my diet on the same day….. Tomorrow After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and…
Church Signs with a Sense of Humor 3
YOU MAY PARTY IN HELL BUT YOU WILL BE THE BARBQUE! IF YOU STILL BELIEVE THAT 200 MILLION PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FLY UP TO HEAVEN AND MEET JESUS WHY NOT BEAT THE TRAFFIC AND KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW? GOD’S LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL AS LONG AS YOU ARE OBEYING CHRIST. WRINKLED WITH BURDENS? COME TO…
Church Signs with a Sense of Humor 2
CHURCH PARKING TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTISED “WHO’S YOUR DADDY?” WHOEVER IS PRAYING FOR SNOW PLEASE STOP TO BE ALMOST SAVED IS TO BE TOTALLY LOST HOW DO WE MAKE HOLY WATER? WE BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT! WHAT IS MISSING FROM CH CH U R EVERY DAY ABOVE GROUND IS A GOOD ONE…
Church Signs with a Sense of Humor
Adam blamed Eve Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on KEEP USING MY NAME IN VAIN I’LL MAKE RUSH HOUR LONGER -GOD THERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS THAT CAN’T BE ANSWERED BY GOOGLE HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS TEXT WHILE DRIVING IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM THOU SHALL…
Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases iii
MURPHY’S LAWS OF COMBAT 1. You are not Superman. 2. Suppressive fires — won’t. 3. If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid. 4. Don’t look conspicuous — it draws fire. 5. Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you. 6. When in doubt, empty the magazine. 7. Never share a fighting hole with…
Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases ii
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon” “It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting” “Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl” “One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support ” “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”…
Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases
“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine” “Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!” “Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume” “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” “U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.” “U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”…
Take a look at the ‘new’ 2013 Fuel Efficient Car
With gas prices on the rise…..get the 2013 fuel efficient car. No need to change the oil, and gas isn’t a problem either. All you need is the determination and desire to get wherever you need to go. Oh yeah, you’ll also need a really good pair of shoes with great traction. It also easily…
CURIOUS!!!
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is: Pride of lions a Murder of crows an Exaltation of doves and, presumably…
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