YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD ‘S EXPLANATION — TOO CUTE AND, ALSO, TOO TRUE!!!
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there’s a very simple answer:
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
Our dipsticks are located in D.C.
Didn’t Think So.