YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD ‘S EXPLANATION — TOO  CUTE AND, ALSO, TOO TRUE!!!

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there’s a very simple answer:

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn’t know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:

Alaska

California

Coastal Florida

Coastal Louisiana

Coastal Alabama

Coastal Mississippi

Coastal Texas

North Dakota

Wyoming

Colorado

Kansas

Oklahoma

Pennsylvania

And Texas

Our dipsticks are located in D.C.

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Any Questions?

NO?

Didn’t Think So.