Garfield on the Oil Crisis

YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD ‘S EXPLANATION — TOO  CUTE AND, ALSO, TOO TRUE!!! A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer: Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is…

Are You Serious? 2

[9.] I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright (D) from Ala who asked, “How do I know which plane to get on?” I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, “I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.”…

Are You Serious?

I hope that these are jokes, but unfortunately, I seriously doubt it! The really, REALLY scary thing is that some are elected representatives and –eeeeewwww– WE put them in office. A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of ‘why’ our country is in trouble: [1.] I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask…

Blonde in Church…..

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to…

Texas to secede from U.S.

Petition for Texas to secede from US reaches threshold for White House response. By Vignesh Ramachandran An online petition that calls for the State of Texas to withdraw from the U.S. and create its own government on Monday reached the required signature threshold to receive an official response from The White House. The petition on…

Secession petitions!

Secession petitions filed in 20 states — WOW! By Mike Krumboltz, Yahoo! News | The Lookout In the wake of last week’s presidential election, thousands of Americans have signed petitions seeking permission for their states to peacefully secede from the United States. The petitions were filed on We the People, a government website. States with…

How to say “I Love You”…

How to say ‘I love you’ in various languages… Afrikaans ——————————————————- Ek het jou lief Albanian —————————————————————— Te dua Arabic ————————————————- Ana behibak (to male) Arabic ———————————————– Ana behibek (to female) Armenian —————————————————– Yes kez sirumen Bambara —————————————————————— M’bi fe Bangla ————————————- Amee tuma ke bhalo baashee Belarusian —————————————————- Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya ———————————————- Nahigugma…