Actual Announcements Made by Flight Attendants

14 Actual Announcements Made By Flight Attendants. Someone Should Give Them A Medal. “To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.” “Ladies and…

ObamaCare is Hurting Texans!

The Lonestar Weekly November 18, 2013              SERVING TEXANS IN THE SENATE SINCE 2002 Senator Cornyn called for ending the Obamacare navigator program on FOX News. The idea that you are not going to vet these people for criminal convictions and other things in their background that would disqualify them from collecting sensitive personal information, from…

Convention of States

States are starting to fight back against the Federal Government: In a breath of fresh air, 97 state lawmakers from 32 states descended on Mount Vernon, Virginia to amend the Constitution. Congress usually amends the Constitution, but our founding fathers created a fail safe in case of a runaway federal government. This is called the…

Bill Cosby’s Platform…

Bill Cosby has a great way of “distilling” things. Looks like he’s done it yet again! AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!! HERE IS HIS PLATFORM: (1). Any use of the phrase: ‘Press 1 for English’ is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you…

Former Lawyers?

I am re-posting for those who have missed it. FORMER LAWYERS? (author unknown) I knew they had both lost their law licenses, but I didn’t know why until I read this. This is 100% legit. I checked it out at the Illinois Attorney Registration And Disciplinary Committee website. It’s the official arm of lawyer discipline…

The Fence

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks as…