A Father’s Words of Wisdom

Your Father Probably Told You A Few Things, But Just In Case He Wasn’t Around Enough, Here Are Some Words Of Wisdom You Might Have Missed Out On:   Go for women you perceive to be “out of your league.” You’ll surprise yourself. Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as…

“Cattle Guards”

Cattle Guards or Texas Gates as called by Texans….. YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING!!! These two, Obama and Biden, are morons and are an embarrassment to the USA! Can you believe it? Biden asks for 6 months of retraining for ‘Cattle Guards!’ You will love this one, I haven’t stopped laughing yet. NOTE:…

The History of Aprons

I don’t think our kids know what an apron is. The principle use of Grandma’s apron was to protect the dress underneath, because she only had a few. It was also because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses, plus aprons used less material. But along with that, it served as a potholder for…

10 SEX FACTS

10 SEX FACTS: 1. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. 2. Every day, there are over 120 million sexual encounters taking place all over the world. 3. There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex…

Do you know about the human body?

When the fertilized egg in the womb begins to multiply it’s cells, it forms a ball of cells called (blastula), which then folds in on itself to become a gastrula. there’s an opening at one end, and that begins to pinch together and close up, forming your very first body part — your anus. So,…

WD-40

Do you know what the main ingredient is in WD-40? Read to the end to find out. Who knew!!!! I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown…

who died before they collected Social Security?

(author unknown) REPEAT? IF SO, PLEASE READ AGAIN… The reference to Social Security and Medicare as an entitlement is offensive to me. It is my employer and I who put the money into those forced government programs. I had no choice. Where does a scheme like that become an entitlement? This is such a misleading…

Where Did ‘Piss Poor’ Come From?…

Here are some interesting historical information and Fun Facts for you to mull over… Urine was used to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot ,and once a day it was then taken and sold to the tannery……. if you had to do this to survive you were “Piss Poor.”…