30 Things British People Say And What They Actually Mean

1.    “I might join you later.” — Meaning: I’m not leaving the house today unless it’s on fire. 2.    “Excuse me, sorry, is anyone sitting here?” — Translation: You have three seconds to move your bag before I end you. 3.    “Not to worry.” — Translation: I will never forget this. 4.    Saying sorry as…

A Father’s Words of Wisdom

Your Father Probably Told You A Few Things, But Just In Case He Wasn’t Around Enough, Here Are Some Words Of Wisdom You Might Have Missed Out On:   Go for women you perceive to be “out of your league.” You’ll surprise yourself. Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as…

How the United States is Doing Business Today

This Is Why Business In The United States Is So Screwed. It is the month of December, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He…

“Cattle Guards”

Cattle Guards or Texas Gates as called by Texans….. YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING!!! These two, Obama and Biden, are morons and are an embarrassment to the USA! Can you believe it? Biden asks for 6 months of retraining for ‘Cattle Guards!’ You will love this one, I haven’t stopped laughing yet. NOTE:…

The History of Aprons

I don’t think our kids know what an apron is. The principle use of Grandma’s apron was to protect the dress underneath, because she only had a few. It was also because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses, plus aprons used less material. But along with that, it served as a potholder for…

Good to Know Before the Christmas Holidays

My friends this is something we all need to know…..       The American Red Cross: President and CEO Marsha J. Evans’ salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses                   MARCH OF DIMES: It is called the March of Dimes because only a dime for…

10 SEX FACTS

10 SEX FACTS: 1. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. 2. Every day, there are over 120 million sexual encounters taking place all over the world. 3. There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex…

Do you know about the human body?

When the fertilized egg in the womb begins to multiply it’s cells, it forms a ball of cells called (blastula), which then folds in on itself to become a gastrula. there’s an opening at one end, and that begins to pinch together and close up, forming your very first body part — your anus. So,…

WD-40

Do you know what the main ingredient is in WD-40? Read to the end to find out. Who knew!!!! I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown…

SERIOUSLY, YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THIS KIND OF STUFF UP!!! continued

You know how the infamous “THEY” say that there’s nothing new under the sun? Turns out they were wrong. Case in point: the newly opened Modern Toilet Diner in the Shilin district in Taipei that features a toilet theme. Yes, you read that correctly, and no, we’re not making it up. It’s the real deal….

SERIOUSLY, YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THIS KIND OF STUFF UP!!!

The utter stupidity of some people truly amaze me. Then again I have to wonder if some thought wasn’t put into play just to capture anyone’s attention, whether it be positive or negative. A man having purchased his very first boat and now taking it to the lake wasn’t quite sure just what the correct…

who died before they collected Social Security?

(author unknown) REPEAT? IF SO, PLEASE READ AGAIN… The reference to Social Security and Medicare as an entitlement is offensive to me. It is my employer and I who put the money into those forced government programs. I had no choice. Where does a scheme like that become an entitlement? This is such a misleading…

An apology letter to Mr. Obama….from the Matt Walsh blog

Dear President Obama, I’m reaching out to you as a friend. I know you must be deeply hurting after what happened at the Missouri State Fair. Sure, you probably try to avoid watching the news while you’re on vacation, but I’m sure the pilot who airlifted your dog to your rental mansion in Martha’s Vineyard…

A ‘LIST’ on why I voted Democrat…

When your friends cannot explain why they voted for the Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this “TOP 13″… 01. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%…

Where Did ‘Piss Poor’ Come From?…

Here are some interesting historical information and Fun Facts for you to mull over… Urine was used to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot ,and once a day it was then taken and sold to the tannery……. if you had to do this to survive you were “Piss Poor.”…