1. “I might join you later.”
— Meaning: I’m not leaving the house today unless it’s on fire.
2. “Excuse me, sorry, is anyone sitting here?”
— Translation: You have three seconds to move your bag before I end you.
3. “Not to worry.”
— Translation: I will never forget this.
4. Saying sorry as a way of introducing yourself.
5. “Bit wet out there.”
— Translation: You’re going to need a snorkel because it’s absolutely pissing it down.
6. Ending an email with “Thanks” as a warning that you’re perilously close to losing your temper.
7. “Right then, I suppose I really should start thinking about possibly making a move.”
— Translation: “Bye.”
8. “It’s fine.”
— Meaning: It really could not possibly get any worse, but no doubt it will do.
9. “Perfect.”
— Translation: Well that’s that, ruined then.
10. “A bit of a pickle.”
— Translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.
11. “Not too bad, actually”
— Translation: I’m probably the happiest I’ve ever been.
12. “Honestly, it doesn’t matter.”
— Meaning: Nothing has ever mattered more than this.
13. “You’ve caught the sun.”
— Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.
14. “That’s certainly one way of looking at it.”
— Translation: That’s certainly the wrong way of looking at it.
15. Saying, “I have the 5p if it helps?” and never being quite sure if it helps.
16. “If you say so.”
— Translation: “I’m afraid that what you’re saying is the height of idiocy.”
17. “With all due respect.”
— Translation: You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.
18. Saying “you’re welcome,” as quietly as possible, to people that don’t say thank you, but using it as a form of punishing them.
19. Meanings of “I beg your pardon?”
1. I didn’t hear you.
2. I apologise (apologize).
3. What you’re saying is making me absolutely livid.
20. “It could be worse.”
— Translation: It couldn’t possibly be any worse.
21. “Each to their own.”
— Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.
22. “Pop round anytime.”
— Translation: Please stay away from my house.
23. “I’m just popping out for lunch, does anyone want anything?”
— Translation: I’m getting my own lunch now, please remain silent.
24. Saying, “I might get some cash out actually,” despite approaching the cash machine and being 100% certain of getting cash.
25. “No, no, honestly, my fault.”
— Translation: It was exceedingly your fault and we both know it.
26. “No, yeah, that’s very interesting.”
— Meaning: You are boring me to death.
27. “Just whenever you get a minute.”
— Translation: “Now! You silly cow!”
28. “No harm done.”
— Translation: You have caused complete and utter chaos.
29. “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
— Translation: I fully expect the situation to deteriorate rapidly.
30. “Sorry, I think you might have dropped something.”
— Meaning: “You have definitely dropped that specific item.”
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