1. “I might join you later.” — Meaning: I’m not leaving the house today unless it’s on fire. 2. “Excuse me, sorry, is anyone sitting here?” — Translation: You have three seconds to move your bag before I end you. 3. “Not to worry.” — Translation: I will never forget this. 4. Saying sorry as…
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Actual Exchanges Between Pilots and Control Towers
TOWER: “TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45 degrees.” TWA 2341: “Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?” TOWER: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?” ************************************************************ FROM AN UNKNOWN AIRCRAFT WAITING IN A VERY LONG TAKEOFF QUEUE: “I’m…