This Father Offers Advice To His Son On His Wedding Night. The Result Is Priceless.
Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, ‘Here – try these on’.
She did and said, ‘These are too big, I can’t wear them.’
I replied, ‘Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’
Ever since that night we never had any problems.”
“Hmmm,” said Mike.
He thought that might be a good thing to try.
Here – try these on.”
She tried them on and said,
These are too large. They don’t fit me.”
Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.”
Karen then took off her pants and handed them to Mike.
Here, you try mine on.”
He did and said,
I can’t get into your pants.”
Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart ass attitude, you never will.”