1. “I might join you later.” — Meaning: I’m not leaving the house today unless it’s on fire. 2. “Excuse me, sorry, is anyone sitting here?” — Translation: You have three seconds to move your bag before I end you. 3. “Not to worry.” — Translation: I will never forget this. 4. Saying sorry as…
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bad day at work
Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on off-shore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station who was sponsoring a “worst job…
Warren Buffett Interview.
Warren Buffett, in a recent interview with CNBC, offers one of the best quotes about the debt ceiling: I could end the deficit in 5 minutes,” he told CNBC. “You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible…
Pharmaceutical Humor
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads, this one should get First prize…. I e-mailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: “If right stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.”
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