Senior citizen texting codes…

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for an STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you.

Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD —————————————————————————————————————————– At The Doctors
ATDO —————————————————————————————————————– At The Doctor’s Office
BFF ————————————————————————————————————— Best Friend Fell [Fainted]
BTW ——————————————————————————————————————- Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT —————————————————————————————————————– Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM ——————————————————————————————————————– Covered By Medicare
CGU ——————————————————————————————————————————– Can’t Get Up
CUATSC ————————————————————————————————— See You At The Senior Center
DWI ————————————————————————————————————– Driving While Incontinent
FWB ———————————————————————————————————— Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW ——————————————————————————————————————– Forgot Where I Was
FYI ———————————————————————————————————————— Found Your Insulin
GGPBL ——————————————————————————————- Gotta Go … Pacemaker Battery Low!
GGLKI ————————————————————————————————- (Gotta Go … Laxative Kicking In)
GHA ——————————————————————————————————————- Got Heartburn Again
HGBM ——————————————————————————————————- Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO ————————————————————————————————————— Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO ————————————————————————————————- Laughing My Dentures Out [Off]
LOL ———————————————————————————————————————— Living On Lipitor
LWO ——————————————————————————————————————- Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR ———————————————————————————————————– On My Massage Recliner
OMSG —————————————————————————————————————– Oh My, Sorry! … Gas
ROFLACGU ———————————————————————– Rolling On Floor Laughing … And Can’t Get Up
TTYL ——————————————————————————————————————— Talk To You Louder
WAITT —————————————————————————————————————- Who Am I Talking To?
WDWE ——————————————————————————————————————– When Do We Eat?
WTFA ———————————————————————————————————— Wet The Furniture Again
WTP —————————————————————————————————————— Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO ———————————————————————————————————— Walker Wheels Need Oil