who died before they collected Social Security?

(author unknown) REPEAT? IF SO, PLEASE READ AGAIN… The reference to Social Security and Medicare as an entitlement is offensive to me. It is my employer and I who put the money into those forced government programs. I had no choice. Where does a scheme like that become an entitlement? This is such a misleading…

Cartoons About MATURING!!! 3

At this stage in my life, an “all nighter” just means I didn’t have to get up to pee. OMG, I’m rich! Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidney, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries, and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas! I never…

Cartoons About MATURING!!! 2

An elderly couple were taking a stroll when a bird flies past and relieves himself on the womans’ head. ~ “Yech!” cries the woman. “Quick get some toilet tissue.” “What for?” the man asks. “He must be half-a-mile away by now.” My granddaughter asked me what it was like to be old. So I told…

Cartoons About MATURING!!!

“That’s cute. Can you pick up peanuts with it?” “Nooooooh …. That can’t be my weight. It’s my telephone number !! I always start my diet on the same day….. Tomorrow After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and…

A well dressed WalMart shopper…

Finally … A well dressed WalMart shopper. What a BRAVE and well-dressed lady!!! The per person Medicare insurance premium will increase from the present monthly fee of $96.40, rising to: $99.90 in 2012;  $120.20 in 2013;  and $247.00 in 2014. These are provisions incorporated in the Obamacare legislation, purposely delayed so as not to ‘confuse’…

Letter From A Mother to A Daughter!

THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE SENIOR MOTHERS OUT THERE – INCLUDING MY OWN MOTHER… [THIS COULD ALSO PERTAIN TO SENIOR FATHERS]. “My dear girl, the day you see I’m getting old, I ask you to please be patient, but most of all, try to understand what I’m going through. If when we talk, I…

Goodbye……

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegal’s) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought of you.…

3 old golfers….

Your daily laugh! Three golfers are walking down the fairway. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60 year old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.” “Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70 year old. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran,…

my trip to the store…

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.” Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally…

Senior Wedding……

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Chicago, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers,…

Senior citizen texting codes…

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for an STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you. Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts. ATD —————————————————————————————————————————– At The Doctors ATDO —————————————————————————————————————–…