At this stage in my life, an “all nighter” just means I didn’t have to get up to pee.
OMG, I’m rich! Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidney, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries, and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas! I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!
When I get old I don’t want people thinking “What a sweet little old lady” … I want ’em saying “Oh Crap! What’s she up to now?”
The Older I Get, The More Everyone Can Kiss My Ass.
MIDDLE AGE: That time when you finally get your head together – then your BODY STARTS FALLING APART!
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
We’d better perk up or people will think we’re nuts!
I LOVE THE AGING PROCESS, HOW ABOUT YOU?
IT TEACHES YOU TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF.
SO DON’T FORGET TO PASS THIS ON TO ALL THOSE “SENIORS” THAT YOU LOVE AND RESPECT.
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