The History of Aprons

I don’t think our kids know what an apron is. The principle use of Grandma’s apron was to protect the dress underneath, because she only had a few. It was also because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses, plus aprons used less material. But along with that, it served as a potholder for…

bumperstickers that might start a fight II

ACTUALLY NO ONE OWES YOU CRAP I believe the BEST Social Program is a JOB How will Democrats stand up to terrorists when they can’t even face Fox News? What part of “The Terrorists Want to KILL US” don’t you get moron? Why should I pay for your healthcare? Annoy a Liberal Help Yourself everything…

bumperstickers that might start a fight

WHAT PART OF EUROPE ARE YOU FROM? THE PART WHOSE ASS WE SAVED, OR THE PART WHOSE ASS WE KICKED? “WHEN THE PEOPLE FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT, THERE IS TYRANNY. WHEN THE GOVERNMENT FEARS THE PEOPLE, THERE IS LIBERTY.” ‘Fairness’ isn’t giving my money to lazy people. Why in the hell should I have to press…

yes I’m a senior citizen…

You’ll love this one even if you’re not a senior. . . . . YES, THIS IS US!! Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know; we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like…

Family Lives Without Money and Thrives!?!?

Family Lives Without Money—By Choice—and Thrives By Beth Greenfield Fellmer with Alma Lucia, left, and Nieves Palmer. Photo courtesy of Raphael Fellmer. A Berlin family of three has been living on practically nothing but love and the goodwill of others for more than two years and counting—not as a victims of the rough economy, but…

Cartoons About MATURING!!! 3

At this stage in my life, an “all nighter” just means I didn’t have to get up to pee. OMG, I’m rich! Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidney, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries, and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas! I never…

Cartoons About MATURING!!! 2

An elderly couple were taking a stroll when a bird flies past and relieves himself on the womans’ head. ~ “Yech!” cries the woman. “Quick get some toilet tissue.” “What for?” the man asks. “He must be half-a-mile away by now.” My granddaughter asked me what it was like to be old. So I told…

Cartoons About MATURING!!!

“That’s cute. Can you pick up peanuts with it?” “Nooooooh …. That can’t be my weight. It’s my telephone number !! I always start my diet on the same day….. Tomorrow After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and…

Letter From A Mother to A Daughter!

THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE SENIOR MOTHERS OUT THERE – INCLUDING MY OWN MOTHER… [THIS COULD ALSO PERTAIN TO SENIOR FATHERS]. “My dear girl, the day you see I’m getting old, I ask you to please be patient, but most of all, try to understand what I’m going through. If when we talk, I…

A Beautiful Parable.

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.” “Is the man of the house home?” they…

nutter’s day…

Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst. But a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you having a go at it. Today is International Nutters Day. Please send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I’ve done. I don’t care…

Why Grandpa Carries a Gun!

The most important read of your lifetime – “A Little Gun History” which is last on this page!!  And you do not have to be a Grandpa – just a freedom loving American!!! The Quintessential reason – Why Grandpa carries a gun: Please take time to read this and pay particular attention to “A Little Gun History” about half way…