Couldn’t Resist this One!!!

A Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.

Upon arriving he sits down, and the nurse says
“Congratulations, your wife has had quints, 5 big baby boys.”

The Redneck says, “I’m not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney.”

The nurse replies, “You might want to consider getting it cleaned, they’re all black.”