Couldn’t Resist this One!!!

A Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving he sits down, and the nurse says “Congratulations, your wife has had quints, 5 big baby boys.” The Redneck says, “I’m not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney.” The nurse replies, “You might want to consider…

A Hunting Story…

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up… The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?’ The doctor considered…

Mother of all Jihadist Jokes…

This is so tasteless but it cries out to be shared. Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting, having a plate of abouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. “This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.” “Yes, I…

Eggs & 112…..

Friends & Family, About Eggs Mixed with Water……. Important Message!!!! Please take a few minutes & read. It could save your life!!!!!!!!! Didn’t know if you knew about eggs mixed with water…….so that is why I’m sending this on. Be Safe! A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL STATE OF MICHIGAN: SITUATION… While driving…

baby names…..

Mary was pregnant when she was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she woke up and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically she asked the doctor about her baby. The doctor replied, “You had twins, a boy and a…