New Medicare Program…

You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will…

A Hunting Story…

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up… The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?’ The doctor considered…

remember your glasses…..

Yesterday, my wife asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. She suggested I go to the VFW and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said “Are you nuts? You’re over 60 years…

3 old golfers….

Your daily laugh! Three golfers are walking down the fairway. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60 year old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.” “Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70 year old. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran,…

older men scam….

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it. A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco,…

Lawyer and the Senior Citizen

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants…

Square Testicles!!!

This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck. An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.…

Senior citizen texting codes…

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for an STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you. Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts. ATD —————————————————————————————————————————– At The Doctors ATDO —————————————————————————————————————–…