Yesterday, my wife asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. She suggested I go to the VFW and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said “Are you nuts? You’re over 60 years old and you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes? You always said that’s the LAST thing you’d ever do!”
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, “You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!”

I’m in trouble again and don’t know what to do!
I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.