One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his…
Tag: smile
Dear Mr. President
Dear Mr. President: During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive shiny gold tooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a…
Have A Good Day!
Oh my!!!..So you think you’re having a bad day?……. Then you step outside of your house…….. and look up into the beautiful blue sky….. and see this!!!!! All of a sudden, that smile comes back to your face and you say to yourself “Now that’s a big ass balloon!!!!!” and things don’t seem quite so bad!!!!!! HAVE…
The 6 Truths of Life….
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face. Sorry…
remember your glasses…..
Yesterday, my wife asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. She suggested I go to the VFW and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said “Are you nuts? You’re over 60 years…
Pray for Leroy….
The preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked, “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?” Leroy replied, “Preacher, I need you to…
Little Johnny’s Sister…
Little Annie came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Annie went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Annie’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?” Annie replied, “No…Salty.”
Beautiful Text…..
My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text…………. “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” I…
daughter (or son) talk…
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her…
A Blue Rose
Having four visiting family members, my wife was very busy, so I offered to go to the store for her to get some needed items which included light bulbs, paper towels, trash bags, detergent and Clorox. So off I went. I scurried around the store, gathered up my goodies and headed for the checkout counter,…
That Awkward Moment…..
Look well at the pictures before you read the captions at the bottom of each! It’s that awkward moment… …when you realize that your friend’s fat arm makes you look naked in the office party photo! …when you’re friend’s arm looks like your ass! …when you build a bridge and there are hundreds of dicks…
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