Miracle in the Alcohol Aisle…

Well…well…well, look at this here. Does this look like something you have personally seen out in public? Isn’t it amazing how many vehicles have handicapped plates or placards but the occupants of said vehicles are NOT handicapped? AND A FEW MORE ITEMS OF INTEREST… Advertisements

Mexican Words of the Day…

1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: “Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.” 2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car there’s not mushroom. 3. *Shoulder* My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn’t know how to read, so I shoulder. 4.…

Brighten your day!!!

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that ….. 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. *** Man calls the police and says “I think my wife is dead!” The operator says, “How do you know?” He says “The sex is the same but…

Senior citizen texting codes…

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for an STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you. Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts. ATD —————————————————————————————————————————– At The Doctors ATDO —————————————————————————————————————–…