1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: “Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.”

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car there’s not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn’t know how to read, so I shoulder.

4. *Texas*
When I’m not home my fren always Texas me, che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece then che got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store but ju went to see sum guy. July to me!  Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left but don’t worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her,  “Honey, harassment nothen to me.”

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?