Mexican Words of the Day…

1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: “Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.” 2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car there’s not mushroom. 3. *Shoulder* My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn’t know how to read, so I shoulder. 4.…

It is so hot in the Midwest that……

….the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. ….the trees are whistling for the dogs. ….the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. ….hot water comes from both taps. ….you can make sun tea instantly. ….you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good…