Spelling Bee Champion…

My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who jus got a award for bein the bess speler in class. I gots a 67% on the spelin text and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringin drugs to class, 5 points for not bringin guns to class, and 5 points for not…

Mexican Words of the Day…

1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: “Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.” 2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car there’s not mushroom. 3. *Shoulder* My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn’t know how to read, so I shoulder. 4.…