Mexico is ANGRY!!!

WOW!!!….Mexico doesn’t want their “OWN” people! Three cheers for Arizona! The shoe is on the other foot and the Mexicans from the State of Sonora, Mexico do not like it. Can you believe the nerve of these people? It’s almost funny. The State of Sonora is angry at the influx of Mexicans into Mexico!!! Nine…

Blow-Dryer Mishap

A good lesson for all… Bob’s wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing? Apparently, “heating up your breakfast” was not the right answer!

Garfield on the Oil Crisis

YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD ‘S EXPLANATION — TOO  CUTE AND, ALSO, TOO TRUE!!! A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer: Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is…

Little Johnny…

Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?” Johnny answered: “Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.”

the difference…..

One should always be prepared. So, if someone asks you what the main difference is between most of the Obama supporters and Romney supporters, instead of stammering, and stuttering, and looking for an answer, just tell them that the Romney supporters sign their checks on the front, and the Obama supporters sign their checks on…