CHURCH PARKING
TRESPASSERS
WILL BE BAPTISED

“WHO’S
YOUR
DADDY?”

WHOEVER IS PRAYING
FOR SNOW
PLEASE STOP

TO BE ALMOST SAVED
IS TO BE
TOTALLY LOST

HOW DO WE MAKE
HOLY WATER?
WE BOIL THE
HELL OUT OF IT!

WHAT IS MISSING
FROM CH    CH

U    R

EVERY DAY
ABOVE GROUND
IS A GOOD ONE

[featured image: GOD’S  LAST NAME ISN’T “DAMN“!]

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