Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot…
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Church Signs with a Sense of Humor 3
YOU MAY PARTY IN HELL BUT YOU WILL BE THE BARBQUE! IF YOU STILL BELIEVE THAT 200 MILLION PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FLY UP TO HEAVEN AND MEET JESUS WHY NOT BEAT THE TRAFFIC AND KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW? GOD’S LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL AS LONG AS YOU ARE OBEYING CHRIST. WRINKLED WITH BURDENS? COME TO…
Church Signs with a Sense of Humor 2
CHURCH PARKING TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTISED “WHO’S YOUR DADDY?” WHOEVER IS PRAYING FOR SNOW PLEASE STOP TO BE ALMOST SAVED IS TO BE TOTALLY LOST HOW DO WE MAKE HOLY WATER? WE BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT! WHAT IS MISSING FROM CH CH U R EVERY DAY ABOVE GROUND IS A GOOD ONE…
Church Signs with a Sense of Humor
Adam blamed Eve Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on KEEP USING MY NAME IN VAIN I’LL MAKE RUSH HOUR LONGER -GOD THERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS THAT CAN’T BE ANSWERED BY GOOGLE HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS TEXT WHILE DRIVING IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM THOU SHALL…
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