“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support ”
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran”
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don’t have that problem.”
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!
GOD BLESS AMERICA !
IN GOD WE TRUST!
It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to get to where we are today, but we have just begun. Today we begin in earnest the work of making sure that the world we leave our children is just a little bit better than the one we inhabit today.
~ President Barack Obama
I WILL ALWAYS PLACE THE MISSION FIRST
TOP 10 REASONS HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22’s.
9. You can have one handgun at home and another when you’re on the road.
8. If you admire a friend’s handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
7. Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you, even if you are out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun won’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
2. A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you’ve used it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
[featured image: My girlfriend’s husband fights for YOUR freedom.]