10 SEX FACTS

10 SEX FACTS: 1. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. 2. Every day, there are over 120 million sexual encounters taking place all over the world. 3. There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex…

Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases iii

MURPHY’S LAWS OF COMBAT 1. You are not Superman. 2. Suppressive fires — won’t. 3. If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid. 4. Don’t look conspicuous — it draws fire. 5. Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you. 6. When in doubt, empty the magazine. 7. Never share a fighting hole with…

Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases ii

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon” “It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting” “Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl” “One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support ” “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”…

Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine” “Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!” “Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume” “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” “U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.” “U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”…

Breaking News From Muslim Heaven!!!

THIS ┬áJUST IN …………. OSAMA BIN LADEN has just met with the first of his 72 virgins that Allah has promised. ‘ALLAH AKBAR!!’