A blonde phone call to Mom:

“Hi Mom, it’s me.”
“Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at
the hardware store looking for a drill.”
“Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call and that’s why I’m calling you.”
“Oh my god, what happened?”
“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face.”
“What on earth… Why did you do that?”
“Well, it really wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker … and Mom!?!? … I knocked the shit out of her!”