good response…

With Chelsea’s wedding coming up, Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom. She asked Chelsea… “Have you had sex with Marc?”   Chelsea said…. “Not according to Dad!” Advertisements

Son’s Letter to Dad…

A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Dad.’ With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear Dad, It…

Blonde Joke of the Day…..

A blonde phone call to Mom: “Hi Mom, it’s me.” “Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store looking for a drill.” “Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call and that’s why I’m calling you.” “Oh my god, what happened?” “Oh, I…

Lie Detector Robot…

Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out on his son. “Son, where were you today?” The son says, “Watched a DVD at my friend’s house!” “What DVD?” “Toy Story!” The robot slaps the son! “Ok, it was a porno” cries the son “What! When…