Blonde Joke of the Day…..

A blonde phone call to Mom: “Hi Mom, it’s me.” “Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store looking for a drill.” “Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call and that’s why I’m calling you.” “Oh my god, what happened?” “Oh, I…

one liners — JOKES

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point. The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa! Who knew?                              One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells….