A Country Founded by Geniuses BUT Run by Idiots

1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots. 2. If you have to get your parents permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in…

gun control Texas style!!!

Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and asked to explain her actions….

Blonde Joke of the Day…..

A blonde phone call to Mom: “Hi Mom, it’s me.” “Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store looking for a drill.” “Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call and that’s why I’m calling you.” “Oh my god, what happened?” “Oh, I…