Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”

“Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”

“Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”

“U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”

“U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”

“Stop Global Whining”

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.

“The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”

“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775”

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

RARE VIEW
A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass

There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.

Support gays in the military –  only your aim has to be straight!

WE PROMISE YOU SLEEP DEPRIVATION, MENTAL TORMENT, AND MUSCLES SO SORE YOU’LL PUKE.
BUT WE DON’T WANT TO SUGAR COAT IT.

IT’S GOD’S JOB TO JUDGE THE TERRORISTS…IT’S OUR MISSION TO ARRANGE THE MEETING.  U.S. MARINES

HOME OF THE FREE
BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE

Military Murder Rate  x7
Yearly Deaths, war or not,
same for last 25 years.
BTW, Civilian Murder Rate  x40

WARRIOR ETHOS
I WILL ALWAYS PLACE THE MISSION FIRST
I WILL NEVER ACCEPT DEFEAT
I WILL NEVER QUIT
I WILL NEVER LEAVE A FALLEN COMRADE
U.S. ARMY

Join the Army; travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.

[featured image: The Future of Military Funding]

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5 thoughts on “Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

      • It works fine this time. A friend of mine is having the same problem on another site….”Google it”.
        I will NOT stay away from a site I like! I’ll keep trying till I get here.

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  1. Just wanted you to know this. When I “clicked” to get here the normal way….”does not exist” came up… so…
    I had to Google you! LOL
    I love this!
    Now I have each ot those signs floating across my screen when I am off-line as a slide show.
    GO MILITIARY!

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