An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
by Jonathan Hayter
STARING at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.
Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
A five year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine:
Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equilivent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.
Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.
There is no question that gazing at breats makes men healthier.
Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.
We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.
What I would like to know is this: Will staring at a a mans package extend a woman’s life????