Life After Delivery

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replies, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.” “Nonsense,” says the other. “There is no life after delivery. What…

Dealing with Depression!

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?” Answers called out ranged from 8 oz.…

Dalai Lama’s Status

The purpose of religion is to control yourself, not to criticize others. How much am I doing about my anger, attachment, hatred, pride and jealousy? These are the things which we must check in our daily lives. ~ Dalai Lama ~ The ultimate source of a happy life is warm-heartedness. This means extending to others…

Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases ii

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon” “It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting” “Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl” “One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support ” “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”…

Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine” “Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!” “Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume” “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” “U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.” “U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”…

touching story…

THIS IS A VERY TOUCHING STORY, VERY HARD TO READ, ABOUT TWO BROTHERS WHO WERE SEPARATED AT BIRTH.  IT’S A STORY OF LIFE & DEATH, AND THE CRUEL TWIST OF FATE. IT’S CERTAIN TO STIR YOUR HEART AND TOUCH YOUR SOUL. THIS EMAIL IS ONE I COULD NOT ERASE BEFORE SHARING. HAPPY EASTER!

The 6 Truths of Life….

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face. Sorry…

Oops!

LIFE AFTER DEATH “DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?” THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. “YES, SIR,” THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. “WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE,” THE BOSS WENT ON. “AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER’S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU! ***************************************************** PALM SUNDAY  …

4 Wheeler

Mary said I should take it easy so she got me a four wheeler…pretty nice too!!! Getting old is easy….. Having fun at it is the real trick. I celebrated my birthday this year by receiving an all terrain 4 wheeler. This is a picture of me playing with it in the back yard. Life…