Robin Williams quotes…3

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they have got nothing to lose.

And some people say Jesus wasn’t Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father’s business, is mom thought he was God’s gift, he’s Jewish! Give it up!

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. 

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. 

REALITY IS JUST A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN’T COPE WITH DRUGS.

You’ll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheney is drinking water, check that shit out.
Comedy is acting out sptimism.
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.
They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl!

PEOPLE SAY SATIRE IS DEAD. IT’S NOT DEAD; IT’S ALIVE AND LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

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18 thoughts on “Robin Williams quotes…3

          • Well, hell, I’ll just run right up there…all the way from Texas LOL
            I have to tell a story about us to everyone.
            I had a Virgin Mobile cell phone. I called Blessed B.
            Suddenly, I am out of minutes on my damn cell phone. I called them, “What the hell going on?! I am out of minutes”.
            Virgin Mobile Replied, “You call international, and that ate your minutes up.”
            I replied, “Whadda ya mean, they are just next door!.”

            She didn’t laugh…and I was not a happy camper!.

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  1. You’ll Love This. It is an hour long…BUT! You don’t have to pay for a ticket!

    Robin Williams – Weapons Of Self Destruction

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  2. I wish I could remember who said it…..it blew me away at the truth of it.
    He said, (paraphrase): Comedians must have an exceptionally high IQ in order to turn complicated issues into “understandable comedy”.
    Robin Williams, Ron White both have a way about them that we laugh about reallly serious issues.

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