The Perfect Man! 3

The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Gives You Dozens Of Reasons To Love Him.) The Perfect Guy (Never Runs Out Of Steam.) AND FINALLY… I don’t ask for much in a man. He only has to…

The Perfect Man! 2

The Perfect Guy (Never Minds Getting Down And Dirty.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always There To Do The Dirty Work.) The Perfect Guy (Never Stops Until The Job’s Done.) The Perfect Guy (Knows You Can Never Be Too Sweet Or Too Sexy.) |1|  |2| …

The Perfect Man!

The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side, He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking – Cleaning and…

Robin Williams quotes…3

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they have got nothing to lose. And some people say Jesus wasn’t Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father’s business, is mom thought he was God’s gift, he’s Jewish! Give it up! If…

Husband, Wife & a Convict…

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of…