I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.

Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like Nascar drivers, then we know who owns them.

You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

I was on this German talk show and this woman said to me: “Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?” and I said: “Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?”

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