the DEA agent and the rancher

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go into that field over there…” as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, “Look…

Bill Cosby’s Platform…

Bill Cosby has a great way of “distilling” things. Looks like he’s done it yet again! AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!! HERE IS HIS PLATFORM: (1). Any use of the phrase: ‘Press 1 for English’ is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you…

Robin Williams quotes…3

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they have got nothing to lose. And some people say Jesus wasn’t Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father’s business, is mom thought he was God’s gift, he’s Jewish! Give it up! If…

COP HUMOR…..3

COP PULLS ME OVER, SAYS “YOUR EYES LOOK RED, YOU BEEN SMOKIN’ WEED?” I REPLIED “YOUR EYES LOOK GLAZED, YOU BEEN EATING DOUGHNUTS?” I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE THEM PULLING OVER THE SPEEDERS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD A COP WITH A DRUG SNIFFING DOG SAYS TO ME “THIS DOG TELLS ME YOU’RE ON DRUGS” I SAID…

COP HUMOR…..2

POLICE? FIRE DUDE? POLICE DOGS: ALWAYS READY TO GO AND ALWAYS LOOKING THE PART 🙂 WHAT WEED? I HAVEN’T SEEN ANY WEED AND A COUPLE MORE… “I CAN’T BELIEVE I GOT DESK DUTY FOR ‘EXCESSIVE USE OF FORCE’ …..AGAIN! BUT, ‘DANG’, THAT BAD GUY JUST TASTED SOOOO GOOD!” A COP PULLED ME OVER AND SAID,…

COP HUMOR…..

IT WAS THAT MOMENT HE DECIDED TO BECOME A COP BAD COP & GOOD COP BICYCLE COPS…..FASTER THAN A CORVETTE WHASSUP, GEORGE? BOMB SQUAD GUY JUST SAID “OOOPS!” “I’M STARTING TO REALLY LIKE THE SMELL OF COCAINE.” DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I PULLED YOU OVER TODAY? K9 UNIT “YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU…