IMPORTANT GUN RULES!!!

If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it! _________________________________________________________________________________________ A: Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians. B: It is always better to be judged by jury of 12 than carried away by 6. C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves,…

A Hunting Story…

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up… The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?’ The doctor considered…

3 good arguments that…

GOD ALWAYS ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!   There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1.   He called everyone brother 2.   He liked Gospel 3.   He didn’t get a fair trial But then, there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1.   He went into His Father’s business 2.   He lived at home…

Robin Williams quotes…3

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they have got nothing to lose. And some people say Jesus wasn’t Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father’s business, is mom thought he was God’s gift, he’s Jewish! Give it up! If…

Onions and Christmas Trees!

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs.’ ‘In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but…