GOD ALWAYS ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!  

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1.   He called everyone brother
2.   He liked Gospel
3.   He didn’t get a fair trial

But then, there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1.   He went into His Father’s business
2.   He lived at home until he was 33
3.   He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and
his Mother was sure He was God

But then, there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1.   He talked with His hands
2.   He had wine with His meals
3.   He used olive oil

But then, there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1.   He never cut His hair
2.   He walked around barefoot all the time
3.   He started a new religion

But then, there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1.   He was at peace with nature
2.   He ate a lot of fish
3.   He talked about the Great Spirit

But then, there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1.   He never got married..
2.   He was always telling stories.
3.   He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1.   He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when
there was virtually no food.
2.   He kept trying to get a message across to
a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3.   And even when He was dead, He had to get
up because there was still work to do.