Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Yes Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: You don’t have one? Woman: I’ve lost it four times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…then can I see your…
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SERIOUSLY, YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THIS KIND OF STUFF UP!!! continued
You know how the infamous “THEY” say that there’s nothing new under the sun? Turns out they were wrong. Case in point: the newly opened Modern Toilet Diner in the Shilin district in Taipei that features a toilet theme. Yes, you read that correctly, and no, we’re not making it up. It’s the real deal….
SERIOUSLY, YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THIS KIND OF STUFF UP!!!
The utter stupidity of some people truly amaze me. Then again I have to wonder if some thought wasn’t put into play just to capture anyone’s attention, whether it be positive or negative. A man having purchased his very first boat and now taking it to the lake wasn’t quite sure just what the correct…
What in the world do you do ALL day?!?!?
A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around the garden. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog anywhere…
Just Filling In…
A Marine was taking college classes between his deployments to Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor that was an atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating “God, if you are real, I want you to come down and knock…
Creating a Password: boiled cabbage
CREATING A PASSWORD cabbage Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. boiledcabbage Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 1 boiled cabbage Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 50fuckingboiledcabbages Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case…
what a hoot!!!
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb…
are WE the ones who are aging, or are they just stupid???
ONE….. Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter. ‘You don’t?’ I replied. ‘We only have six, nine, or twelve,’…
when you are over 60… who gives a shit… !
This real arsehole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, “Is that Corona or Blue?” I said, “There’s a fucking tap underneath, taste it.” ***** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, “If you lost a few kilos, had a shave and got your hair cut,…
the DEA agent and the rancher
A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go into that field over there…” as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, “Look…
Why didn’t the Yanks think of this???
A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He’s making land mines that look like prayer mats. It’s doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
A ‘LIST’ on why I voted Democrat…
When your friends cannot explain why they voted for the Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this “TOP 13″… 01. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%…
2 cows
TWO COWS ~ [Matthias Varga] SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots…
A Matter of Perspective…4
PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. house in San Francisco and yet another San Francisco house NOW A COUPLE OF STREET CHALK ART IMAGES that is a might large frog….hope it doesn’t swallow the baby I would be freaking out if I turned and saw such an enormous…
A Matter of Perspective…3
PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. Why? What did you see? YOU need help HERE ARE SOME PHOTOGRAPHS AND THE WAY YOU CAN PERCEIVE THEM looks like they are holding a miniature would this be considered the hand of a higher being? THE ATTACK OF THE 100′ WOMAN…
A Matter of Perspective…2
PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. YES, THIS IS A PICTURE OF A SLEEPING CHILD AND NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT They’re just tall weeds. IS A JOY FOREVER! It is just two ears next to each other It’s just a tree. this is just a martini glass for…
A Matter of Perspective…1
PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. These are heels! It’s just a lamp. What did you think it was? don’t get excited…it’s a tomato JUST NUNS LOOK AGAIN….TURN IT TO THE RIGHT! It’s just egg shells |1| |2| |3| |4|
The Perfect Man! 3
The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Gives You Dozens Of Reasons To Love Him.) The Perfect Guy (Never Runs Out Of Steam.) AND FINALLY… I don’t ask for much in a man. He only has to…
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