what a hoot!!!


A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.

She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor.

She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.

The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?”

He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forestry Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a ‘recreational area’ so close to a Waste Treatment Facility…

… And I’m sorry to say this, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.”


  1. Hahahahahaha! Or not. Like … insurance companies needed Obamacare to refuse coverage – what world are you living in?


    1. They didn’t need it, but some who lost their old plans (because Obamacare made them illegal) got new plans that didn’t cover all the same things the old plans did. Look up Catherine Blackwood, who lost her old plan, and with it, coverage of her Sandostatin (cancer drug). When the plans are forced to cover a laundry list of X, Y, Z, they make a point of dropping coverage of everything they’re not obligated to cover.


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