A Marine was taking college classes between his deployments to Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor that was an atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating
“God, if you are real, I want you to come down and knock me off this platform. I will give you 15 minutes.”
Several minutes ticked by in silence. when the 15 minutes were almost expired, the Marine got up from his seat, approached the professor and punched him in the face, knocking him off the platform and out cold.
The Marine simply went back to his seat.
The professor came to, visibly shaken and asked the Marine,
“What the heck did you do that for?!”
The Marine said,
“God was busy protecting America’s military, who are out protecting your right to say stupid shit like that, … so he sent me to fill in.”