Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter.
‘You don’t?’ I replied.
‘We only have six, nine, or twelve,’ was the reply.
‘So I can’t order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?’
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable, but sadly true…)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener, and she said they didn’t have any, only Splenda and sugar.)
I was checking out at the local WalMart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.
I picked up one of those ‘dividers’ that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn’t get mixed up.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the ‘divider’, looking all over it for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, ‘Do you know how much this is?’
I said to her, ‘I’ve changed my mind; I don’t think I’ll buy that today.’
She said ‘OK,’ and I paid her for my things and left.
She had no clue what had just happened.
(But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM ‘thingy.’
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
‘Do you need some help?’ I asked.
She replied, ‘I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?’
‘Hmmm, I don’t know. Do you have an alarm, too?’ I asked.
‘No, just this remote thingy,’ she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, ‘Why don’t you drive over there and check about the batteries. It’s a long walk….’
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself!!!
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift.
One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, ‘I’m almost out of typing paper. What do I do?’
‘Just use paper from the photocopier,’ the secretary told her.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five ‘blank’ copies.
Brunette, by the way!!
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room as the kid had eaten ants.
The dispatcher told her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine.
The mother says, ‘Benadryl? I just gave him some ant killer……’
Dispatcher: ‘Rush him to the emergency room right away!!!’
Life is tough.
It’s even tougher if you’re Stupid!!!!
Someone had to remind me, so I’m reminding you too.
Don’t laugh….it is all true…
After I put gas in my car one night…the amount of the gas was $14.25. I gave him a ten and a $5.00 bill.
He didn’t know how to give me the the correct change…so, so he gave me back a $5.00 bill. I tried to explain. He didn’t want to hear it.
hahaha……I’ve had things like that happen to me as well…..what can you do about it, but exactly what you did?
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