IMPORTANT GUN RULES!!!

If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it! _________________________________________________________________________________________ A: Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians. B: It is always better to be judged by jury of 12 than carried away by 6. C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves,…

The Million Muslim March…

‘2 Million Bikers roar over Muslims in D.C. on September 11, 2013’ WASHINGTON – It was originally billed as “The Million Muslim March,” though organizers later revised it to the “Million American March Against Fear.” But at noon Wednesday in the nation’s capital, there weren’t a million Muslims or Americans to be found anywhere –…

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a TEXAN?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the…

Eggs & 112…..

Friends & Family, About Eggs Mixed with Water……. Important Message!!!! Please take a few minutes & read. It could save your life!!!!!!!!! Didn’t know if you knew about eggs mixed with water…….so that is why I’m sending this on. Be Safe! A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL STATE OF MICHIGAN: SITUATION… While driving…

13 things your burglar won’t tell you

1.  Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2.  Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a…

one liners — JOKES

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point. The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa! Who knew?                              One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells.…