Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases iii

MURPHY’S LAWS OF COMBAT 1. You are not Superman. 2. Suppressive fires — won’t. 3. If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid. 4. Don’t look conspicuous — it draws fire. 5. Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you. 6. When in doubt, empty the magazine. 7. Never share a fighting hole with…

Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases ii

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon” “It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting” “Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl” “One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support ” “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”…

Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine” “Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!” “Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume” “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” “U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.” “U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”…

Take a look at the ‘new’ 2013 Fuel Efficient Car

With gas prices on the rise…..get the 2013 fuel efficient car. No need to change the oil, and gas isn’t a problem either. All you need is the determination and desire to get wherever you need to go. Oh yeah, you’ll also need a really good pair of shoes with great traction. It also easily…

Dick Clark’s Home – A real Man Cave!

An iconic celebrity needs an equally impressive home, and that is exactly what television legend Dick Clark has had. The 82-year-old was selling his Malibu retreat and the house looks just like the Flintstones’ home in the famous cartoon. Sitting on top of a very steep hill, the specially designed home is on the market…

CURIOUS!!!

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is: Pride of lions a Murder of crows an Exaltation of doves and, presumably…

Cobra safeguards 2 Puppies for 48 hours

Children are like angels, this is a dedication to all the humans who ill-treat their children on the basis of their gender/in-capabilities. This happened in Punjab, India, were two pups fell by accident into a well, while playing with other siblings. The owner of the pups found 2 puppies missing in the group and later…

Birds from God’s Creation! II

10. Quetzal 11. Winson’s Bird of Paradise 12. Greater Bird of Paradise [during a mating dance] 13. Peacock 14. ‘SUP, Polish Chicken 15. Australia’s Rainbow Lorikeet 16. The African Crowned Crane of the savannahs |1|  |2|  |3|

Birds from God’s Creation!

Some unusual birds!!! 1. Himalayan Monal 2. Formosan Magpie 3. Flamecrest 4. Golden Pheasant 5. Green Jay 6. Kingfisher 7. Lady Amherst’s Pheasant 8. Bleeding Heart Pigeons 9. Nicobar Pigeon |1|  |2|  |3|

Bet you can’t guess who this blonde beauty is…..

This will blow you away!  I thought it was Marilyn Monroe!! Look closely and after you guess or give up, scroll down below the photo. SCROLL DOWN KEEP SCROLLING SCROLL A LITTLE FARTHER DOWN JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE Francis Bavier – better known as Aunt Bee on the Andy Griffith Show.

Brian Sullivan

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Brian.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Brian Sullivan. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen…

Betty White quotes (continued)

People have told me, “Betty, Facebook is a great way to get in touch with old friends.” At my age, if I want to get in touch with old friends, I need a Ouija board. Doctors say that a glass of wine a day can extend your life. Cheers. “I don’t care who anybody sleeps…

Betty White quotes

Betty White really knows what she’s talking about……. WISDOM —– from a WISE LADY!!! Why do people say “Grow some balls”? Balls are weak & sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina, those things take a pounding! Just saw the first Christmas commercial of the season. It really got me in the…

Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead!

Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife (Play Dough), three children (John Dough, Jane Dough and Dill Dough), plus they…

The Fence

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks as…

Thank You America!

Dear American Taxpayer, For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time….