People have told me, “Betty, Facebook is a great way to get in touch with old friends.”
At my age, if I want to get in touch with old friends, I need a Ouija board.
Doctors say that a glass of wine a day can extend your life.
“I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time — and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones — I think it’s fine if they want to get married. I don’t know how people can get so anti-something.
…Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much.”
REMEMBER A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN JAMIE FOXX SAID MILEY CYRUS WOULD END UP ON A STRIPPER POLE AND HAD TO APOLOGIZE?
i THINK EVERYONE OWES JAMIE FOXX AN APOLOGY.
If I had a dick, this is where I’d tell you to suck it.
My mother always used to say, “The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”