People have told me, “Betty, Facebook is a great way to get in touch with old friends.”

At my age, if I want to get in touch with old friends, I need a Ouija board.

Doctors say that a glass of wine a day can extend your life.

Cheers.

“I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time — and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones — I think it’s fine if they want to get married. I don’t know how people can get so anti-something.

…Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much.”

REMEMBER A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN JAMIE FOXX SAID MILEY CYRUS WOULD END UP ON A STRIPPER POLE AND HAD TO APOLOGIZE?

i THINK EVERYONE OWES JAMIE FOXX AN APOLOGY.

If I had a dick, this is where I’d tell you to suck it.

My mother always used to say, “The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”

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