Betty White really knows what she’s talking about…….

WISDOM —– from a WISE LADY!!!

Why do people say “Grow some balls”?

Balls are weak & sensitive!

If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina, those things take a pounding!

Just saw the first Christmas commercial of the season.

It really got me in the spirit of murdering people.

“I married my first husband because we wanted to sleep together. It lasted six months and we were in bed for six months.”

“Oh, I don’t need sleep. I just went to my hotel and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.”

OUCH! Looks like I got myself a little prick.

“All creatures must learn to coexist. That’s why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony.

Of course, they can’t mate or the mice would explode.”

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