$280,000 MORTGAGE

THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2010

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, ‘Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.’ The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, ‘Son, where are you going?’ Little  Johnny told him; ‘I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.  And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no f______ bike!’

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