20 genuinely awesome date ideas

20 Genuinely Awesome Date Ideas That Everyone Should Totally Try. Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down as you can, without them noticing. Pretend you’ve never met, then loudly try out lame pickup lines in a swanky bar. Act like…

Italian Women…

An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian woman walking a dog on a…

$280,000 MORTGAGE

THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2010 For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, ‘Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.’ The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with…